Challenging

     The new Dodge Challenger SRT Wide Body model is now available with a manual transmission.  It is perfect for those who think wretched excess is a good starting point.  It weighs two and quarter tons and is the polar opposite of dainty.  It has 707 horsepower.  It has one foot wide rear tires.  It has a six-speed by god manual transmission.  It does a 12 second quarter mile and has a top speed of 200 mph.  At full throttle it sounds like an artillery barrage.  It handles and stops about a thousand times better than its sixties forebear.  It gets 12 miles per gallon.  It is pure undiluted raging testosterone and glorious social irresponsibility.  Mostest bestest of all, it is a great and grand seventy kilobuck Stooges style poke in both joyless dead eyes of the greenie left.  Priceless just about covers it.

Whiteness

Here is a short random list of nasty terrible horrible and just plain awful white people who have through the centuries contributed nothing to our civilization.

Plato
Charles Dickens
John Lennon
Johannes Brahms
Alan Turing
Archimedes
Galileo Galilei
Christopher Wren
William Shakespeare
Albert Einstein
Frank Sinatra
John Steinbeck
Mozart
Cole Porter
Charles Darwin
Peter Tchaikovsky
Robert Heinlein
Isaac Newton
Glenn Gould
Leo Tolstoy
Francis Crick
Marie Curie
Samuel Clemens
Miguel de Cervantes
Dorothy Parker
Tycho Brahe
Humphrey Bogart
Jane Goodall
Hippocrates
Percy Shelley
Thomas Mann
Leonardo da Vinci
John Keats
Blaise Pascal
Johannes Gutenberg
Rudyard Kipling
Claude Debussy
Edgar Allan Poe
Nikola Tesla
Michael Faraday
John Phillip Sousa
Benjamin Franklin
Tom Paine
Benny Goodman
John Dunne
Andrew Carnegie
Richard Wagner
Franz Liszt
Oscar Wilde
Arthur C. Clarke
Yip Harburg
Omar Bradley
Giacamo Puccini
Edna Ferber
Nicolaus Copernicus
Daniel Bernoulli
Homer
Philo Farnsworth
Jules Verne
John Cleese
Edward Jenner
Dante Alighieri
James Watt
J.S. Bach
Herman Melville
Antoine Bequerel
Grant Wood
Giuseppe Verdi
Louis Pasteur
Jack London
Ernst Leitz
Antonio Vivaldi
Arthur Rubinstein
Luther Burbank
Alexander Graham Bell
Agatha Christie
Dr. Seuss
Thomas Edison
Orville/Wilbur Wright
Dwight D. Eisenhower
E.B. White
Thomas Jefferson
Dmitri Mendeleev
Stevie Ray Vaughn
John Kennedy Toole
Anne Frank
Jonas Salk
Frederic Chopin
Hans Geiger
Alexandre Dumas
Adam Smith
Neil Armstrong
Stephen Hawking
William Boeing
Enzo Ferrari
Beverly Sills
Pythagoras
Richard Strauss
Georges Bizet
Edwin Armstrong
Gottlieb Daimler
J.R.R. Tolkien
Jane Austen
Luciano Pavarroti
Charles Babbage
Cicero
Henry Ford
Vincent van Gogh
Karl Benz
Sergei Rachmaninoff
Edith Wharton
Martin Luther
Lucille Ball
Artie Shaw
Edmund Burke
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Samuel Morse
George Frederic Handel
Barbara Stanwyck
Alexander Fleming
Damon Runyon
Charles Schultz
Will Rogers
Bette Davis
Charlotte Bronte
Geoffrey Chaucer
Francis Bacon
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
Joseph Priestly
John Huston
Laurence Olivier
George Orwell
Alfred Hitchcock
Willa Cather
Tom Lehrer
James Cagney
Walt Whitman
Virginia Woolf
Frank Lloyd Wright
Carlos Montoya
Al Capp
John Adams
Glenn Miller
Doris Day
Charles Darwin 
Fred Astaire
John LeCarre
Harry Truman
Leslie Caron
Clark Gable
F.A. Hayek
Jack Benny
Sir Walter Scott
St. Francis of Assisi
Groucho Marx
Henry Fonda
Aristotle
Noah Webster
Julie Andrews
Enrico Fermi
Jean Sibelius
Antoine Lavoisier
Gary Cooper
Orson Welles
Tennessee Williams
Ayn Rand
Louis Leakey
Carl Linnaeus
James Clerk Maxwell
Gene Kelly
John Locke
Elvis Presley
Robert Boyle
Richard Rogers
Stephen Crane
Max Planck
Katherine Hepburn
Ernest Rutherford
Alessandro Volta
Johnny Mercer
Greer Garson
Guglielmo Marconi
Joseph Lister
Harry James
Charlie Chaplin
Alfred North Whitehead
Victor Hugo
Georg Ohm
Judy Garland
Jules Verne
Sam Rayburn
Alfred Wegener
Lewis Carrol
Helen Forrest
Anaxagoras
George Eastman
David Lean
Emily Dickenson
J.J. Thompson
Voltaire
Robert Mitchum
Joseph Conrad
Charleton Heston
Hans Christian Ørsted
Claudette Colbert
William Gilbert
Aldous Huxley
Cyrus McCormack
John Milton
Abraham Lincoln
Errol Flynn
Gene Krupa
Fanny Brice
Jimmy Stewart
J.D. Salinger
Robert Frost
William Herschel
T.S. Eliot
Christian Huygens
Euclid
Eric Idle
Gene Roddenberry
Thornton Wilder
Wolfgang Pauli
Burgess Meredith
Maurice Ravel
Edward Teller
Aaron Copeland
Gregor Mendel
Jascha Heifetz
Pearl S. Buck 
René Déscartes
Bedrick Smetana
Lucretius
Thomas Hunt Morgan
Wendy Hiller
Winston Churchill
Arthur Miller
George Gershwin
James Watson
George Gershwin
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Jeff Beck
Hans Bethe
P.G. Wodehouse
R.J. Mitchell
Mary Shelley
Larry McMurtry
Neils Bohr
William Blake
Alec Guiness
Francis Poulenc
Hans Christian Anderson
George Bernard Shaw
Gustav Mahler
Wilhelm Roentgen
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Walter Reed
Buddy Holly
Simone de Beauvoir
Amedeo Avogadro
Camille Saint-Saëns
Jonathon Swift
Pete Fountain
B.F. Skinner
Gaetano Donizetti
Erwin Schrödinger
Billy Wilder
Benny Goodman
Dante Alighieri
Bix Beiderbecke
Sir Walter Scott
John Deere
Ernst Mach
Stan Getz
Richard Feynman
Joseph Haydn
Dylan Thomas 
Charles Lyell
Theodore Roosevelt
John Stewart Bell
Emily Brontë
Benjamin Disraeli
Edward Drinker Cope
John Muir
Spike Jones
Walter Alvarez
Arthur Fiedler
Joan Plowright
H.L. Mencken
Vladimir Horowitz
Daniel Defoe
Louis Agassiz
Nathanial Hawthorne
Hugh Falconer
J.M. Barrie
Karl Popper
Judi Dench
EB White
Bob Newhart
Raymond Chandler
Peter Lorre
Karl Ferdinand Braun
Lee DeForest
Ole Evinrude
Milan Kundera
Grace Hopper
Robert Watson-Watt
William Shockley
Sophia Loren
Jack S. Kilby
Evangelista Torricelli
Henry James
Adolph Sax
Larry McMurtrty
Golda Meir
Alessandro Volta
Isaac Stern
Florence Nightingale
Andre Marie Ampere


The above is a tiny sampling of the evil white people who trashed and impeded the artistic, literary, social, and scientific progress of western civilization.  

Obviously this is not true, but current attempts to tar figures from the past as insufficiently woke for modern sensibilities are not only pointlessly counterproductive, but entirely deranged.