Challenging

     The new Dodge Challenger SRT Wide Body model is now available with a manual transmission.  It is perfect for those who think wretched excess is a good starting point.  It weighs two and quarter tons and is the polar opposite of dainty.  It has 707 horsepower.  It has one foot wide rear tires.  It has a six-speed by god manual transmission.  It does a 12 second quarter mile and has a top speed of 200 mph.  At full throttle it sounds like an artillery barrage.  It handles and stops about a thousand times better than its sixties forebear.  It gets 12 miles per gallon.  It is pure undiluted raging testosterone and glorious social irresponsibility.  Mostest bestest of all, it is a great and grand seventy kilobuck Stooges style poke in both joyless dead eyes of the greenie left.  Priceless just about covers it.